Sunday 6 September 2009

'Talent'

I was at a wedding yesterday.

The groom is a successful actor, and during the reception, a middle-aged lady came up to me:

LADY: 'I'm sorry...I was hoping someone would introduce us...I'm the groom's agent...'

I began to get excited, but she continued:

LADY: 'I saw you earlier and thought that you have such a great look...for comedy. You have a real humourous face'.

ME: '...Uh huh...'

I tried to salvage some pride:

ME: 'Oh, well...someone actually said the other day that I looked like that David Tennant Dr Who guy...'

LADY: 'Oh no, definitely not, he is yummy...'

She wants to come and see me when I do my stand up.